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So tell me, how small is that little penis of yours? Is it a little bitty weenie or perhaps it's a clit? I must admit, I can't resist having a guy like you parade around, modeling his lack of masculinity for my amusement and I love to share such a show with my best girlfriends. How does it feel to know that type of enjoyment is the only pleasure a woman will ever get from your tiny member?

Or maybe you have an average size penis, but you still aren't getting any. Why do you think that is? Maybe you are a dork that doesn't know how to approach women. Maybe you've masturbated soooo many times in front of your computer, watching Internet porn and the only thing you know for sure is that the women in these movies are used to a man lasting far more than the 90 seconds it takes you to cum. Have you come to the realization that a real woman would laugh you right out of bed?

In either case, do you know what real women do with guys like you? We laugh at you, we abuse you, and we share your ridiculousness with our friends. We let you buy us dinner, take us shopping, clean our homes, and run our errands. And do you know what the best part of all of this is? You not only deserve the abuse, but you have to pay a woman to give it to you.