Talking to a SPH Mistress
I had an opportunity to sit down and chat recently with an awesome Small Penis Humiliation Mistress to get the 411 on this sexy fetish. I wanted to know why it is that so many men seem to love it and so do lots of Mistresses! So one recent sunny Saturday, she and I had coffee in her beautiful living room and she answered some questions. After some confidential chit chat, I asked her the first question:
What is your favorite Small Penis Humiliation memory/experience?
The mistress takes a long sip of coffee and thinks. After a moment of gathering her thoughts, she says, “My favorite was my first, because I was so pissed and so amused at the same time. You know how sometimes you meet someone and you think they might be a good match for you. You go out, get dressed up nice, and spend an evening having dinner with them, going to a movie, things like that. You invest hours of your time because it seems worth it. Well when you find out he has no cock to speak of, it kinda pisses a girl off. That’s why I was pissed. We had gone out and then went back to his place. Now, I’d know this guy awhile and thought we’d have some hot sex. No one told me his cock was so fucking small. I don’t know if they didn’t know or if my friends have twisted senses of humor and wanted to hear about my real initial reaction. I’d never seen one as small as his! When he took off his pants I’d already wasted HOURS on him and had taken off my top, so he had been able to see my tits, which I would NEVER have shown him if I’d known. He was moaning a little and saying “baby, I’m so hard for you” and stroking a little as he stood up. I couldn’t see it around his hand!!! It was that small! I just started laughing. It was too absurd to even be real and I couldn’t stop laughing. I know I yelled at him for not telling me and called his penis useless. Other than that I just remember being totally amused by the look on his face, and laughing as I took a picture with my phone and texted it to my friends.”
“Wow!” I said, “That’s cold, but ya know what? I probably would’ve done the same thing…So, how long have you been a Small Penis Humiliation Mistress?” The Mistress smiled and said, “Well I’ve never liked the tiny dicks. I mean who does right? But I’ve been a Mistress for about 4 years, so I’ve met a lot more of them in the last 4 years. I guess I’d really answer that I’ve always been one. Women know what they like....And what they don’t!”
I had to laugh at that. “Yes, most women do know what they want!” I took a minute to flip through my notes for the next question.
So, tell me how small was the smallest peenie you’ve ever humiliated?
She raises her eyebrows. “Too small to measure. Of course he kept lying and promising it would get bigger, but it never did. So I’d say about the size of my pinky finger!” I stop and try to get a good mental picture of a penis the size of her pinkie and then I realize I’m struggling and start laughing. On to my fourth question.
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Why do you think guys like Small Penis Humiliation?
“I never really thought about whether or not they like it,” she answers. “I mean obviously some do, but mostly it entertains me and that’s what it’s all about right? Entertaining me! Though to answer - I think they get off on it because they know they deserve it! They know they can’t satisfy a woman and figure they might as well entertain us somehow.”
What do you like most about being a Small Penis Humiliation Mistress?
“Laughing. I mean looking at teenie weenies is fun sometimes too, because I get to be creative and measure them against other small things to see what is the smallest or guess about what size they are! I get excited when I realize my pen is longer or lipstick tube is longer! Also, it really makes me appreciate my boyfriend and his beautifully large cock.” Now it’s my turn to raise my eyebrows. So we spend the rest of the afternoon talking about her boyfriend’s beautiful cock. But that was off the record, of course.